what is all you need to know about skiing

The women are attractive, good snow is under your skis, old skiers never die, they just go downhill faster.

''Go that way very fast. If something gets in your way, turn.''

Downhill is always the best direction. Uphill does not work so good.

Its the only sport that matters.

You need to practice good trail ettiquete when you're skiing, and make sure that you stay out of other people is ways. Do not try cutting people off, and stay within the boundaries. Do not do the runs that are out of your scope of learning.