l am making sweatshirts for our Ski Club and l need a saying. For example(the previous years): 'Define Yourself' and 'Get Tricky'. ANY IDEAS! l need help asap!

The mountain does not care if you live or die.

Ski fast turn left.

Gravity is love and every turn is a leap of faith

Turn right, turn left, repeat as necessary

If you are not crashing, you are not skiing.

'Just Huck It'



(huck obviously sounds like the f-bomb, but refers to a style of jumping where a skier launches off a cliff and lands in powder)

''Go that way, really fast; if something gets in ur way . . . turn.''
-Charles De Mar in ''Better Off Dead''

''Buck up little camper, we will beat that slope together.''
-Charles De Mar in ''Better Off Dead''

''The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars' worth of clothes & equipment & driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar & get drunk.''
- P.J. O'Rourke

Others:
http://quotegarden.com/skiing.html

Others by Warren Miller.

''If u do not do it this year, u will be one year older when u do.''

'' l learned that if l am not the first person in the ski-lift line, someone else will be.''

Where is the best place to go skiing, Warren? ''Where u are.''

''Always entertain the people who show up & feel sorry for those who don't.''

'' l learned l am a 14-year-old kid trapped in a senior citizen is body.''

'' l have learned that those long, skinny things strapped to my feet have been a magic carpet that took me all over the world many times.''

''When l first put a snowboarder in my film 28 years ago, people asked me why. The rest is history.''

When in doubt, straighten 'em out!

Bend zee knees, one dollar please.

Rip the zipper line.

When somebody asks you how good a skier you are, say only, '' l can turn 'em both ways.''

Lastly if you ''boot out'' you are skiing well.

BUNNY SLOPE RESERVED FOR

YOU!

We always start our evening meals in the chalet by asking if anyone has had any great stacks. Stacks meaning crashes. Good stacks have to be visually impressive (lots of powder flying about, ski is off etc). but with no or very little physical damage.

See if you can work that in some how. 'Had a good stack yet?'


Fatface had a great logo, 'Better a bad day in the mountains than a good day in the office' but l would think that that is copyrighted.

Some people came out kicking, l came out skiing

lol That is all I've got!!